A Minor Muddle at the Drastic Surgery Center

Dialogue from the balloons--

The Head Nurse:

"Incredible! What was, mere moments ago, a strapping "Man's man" at six-foot-two... now is a petite, girlish beauty!"

"This is well beyond our pre-treatment projections!"

Woman (in background) behind the head nurse:

''Isn't he adorable, Al? I'll have to lend him one of my party dresses --he looks to be pretty darn close to my size, now!"

"Anyway, "he's" going to need something to wear... --that will still fit him! *Giggle*"

Man (in background, behind the nurses):

"*Gulp* Y-yeah, Sally, I guess so..."

(Thinking to himself) "Wow... to think that guy was at least as male as I am... and just five minutes later, he's a perfect playground for my penis! I'll have to see to it that I'm his very first fuck as a chick!"

The skinny Assistant Nurse:

"Why, he looks more feminine than the four of us natural girls put together!"

The fat Assistant Nurse:

"Yes! And I personally think it sets a dangerous precedent!"

The (formerly male) Girl in the tube:

"Ughn... what...? Where am I?"

"Oh, that's right... I'm here to get a big mole removed..."

"But why are they talking about me like that?"

"Why do I suddenly feel so strange?"

"--And why am I thinking in a girl's voice??"

The Male Doctor (in foreground, working the equipment):

"Just a little more... a few final tweaks..."

"The breasts a little bit larger..."

"The waist a tad more svelte..."

"The neck a degree or two more slender..."

"And, lastly, to set and activate your fertility... ah, there we are... DONE!"

"Yes, I think we can safely say that we have been 100% successful in getting all of your "big male" removed, Mr. Bent-- oh, I'm sorry... that would be Miss Benton, now!"

A Heated Exchange

Dialogue from the balloons--

The Girl:

"Oh no! My girlfriend and I got into another of our loud fights..."

"She said I should quit acting like a dick all the time..."

"I told her to stop being such a cunt..."

"The tenant above us got fed up with all the noisy negativity--"

"--and yelled some kind of spell down at us, that reversed our genders!"

"Now I'm the sexy little chick, and Judy is the big stud with the dick!"

"--And she likes it better this way!"

"Forcing me to ride her new cock like a carousel horse!"

"HELP!!"

The Guy:

"Oh, Paul... you're SUCH a fuckin' PUSSY! Ha-ha-ha!""

Miss-placed Property

Dialogue from the balloons--

The Girl:

"Oh, Dammit! I've LOST the MAGIC RING!"

"--All I wanted was to find out what it FELT like to be FEMALE and SEXY!"

"Just a stupid, idle wish, while watching PORN..."

"I mean... I bet MILLIONS of other straight guys have privately thought the SAME thing, while in SIMILAR situations, right? Sure!"

"How was I supposed to know that pawn shop ring had MYSTICAL POWERS??"

"Okay, so, fine... it SHRINKS me down and MORPHS me into this totally smoking-hot little BABE..."

"Oh my gawd... I STILL can't believe this GIRLY VOICE is coming out of me!"

"But *ALL* I wanted was just to VAMP in front of the MIRROR for a little while, in private, play with my TITTIES, and maybe FINGER myself, just to satisfy my CURIOSITY... That's *IT*!"

"It just HAS to be around here somewhere..."

"I HAVE to find it and try to change back before my ROOMMATE gets home..."

The Guy:

"Well, well... WHAT do we have HERE? Is THAT really YOU, Kevin?"

"--HAS to be! YOU'RE the ONLY "guy" I know who TALKS TO HIMSELF that much!"

"Damn... you are so amazingly HOT!"

"So... you want to FIND OUT what it FEELS like to be FEMALE and SEXY, eh?"

"I think I can HELP YOU OUT there, "Princess"..."

The Girl:

"Oh fuck..."

The Guy:

"--And you're CURRENTLY in the PERFECT POSITION for it, heh-heh!"

"Meanwhile I'll KEEP this RING I just found on the floor... I don't think YOU'LL be needing it now, SWEETHEART..."

Christ-Missed Delivery

The Dimorphic Dilemma of Mr. B. Cumming Lass (Reader Poll)

 

Oh dear. Maybe it's just my own irrational sense of looming paranoia, but I get the vague impression that the readers of this blog are not merely content with the characters in my posts undergoing magical gender transformation... but have now set their sights on me, and are sending peculiar vibes in my direction, through the circuitry and wi-fi of our computerized world, across the virtual space of the internet, and into my eyes and fingertips... reaching in and touching my very core. As though you could, by sheer force of collective will, re-write my DNA... my very molecular structure... into that of an adorable little sexpot... Well, it won't work! Such things are impossible! I dare you to try it!

See this guy below? He's not me. I don't personally know him, nor have I ever met him. He's just someone whom I pulled up on a random Google Image search. I doubt he has any connection to, or interest in, TG transformation (magical or otherwise) at all. However, for the purposes of this blog, and my own anonymity, let's pretend that these are actually pictures of me, instead.

He's no twin of mine, but he's the same basic physical type as the real-life me, so he should suffice to give you a very rough, generalized idea of what I might look like, were you to meet me in person. Not particularly fat, but flabby and somewhat overweight, mainly around the middle. Some differences are that he's wearing some minor jewelry (an earring, and a finger ring), and has a mustache and goatee/beard, whereas I wear glasses and my hair on top is starting to thin out. There's no info about his height, but I'm around 5' 11" (180 cm).

So, if you had the power to take me up on my dare, and magically change me... who, among these very sexy, feminine women, would I end up as?

1.) Amanda Martin?

2.) Monika Partyka?

3.) Nadia Presnova?

4.) This unidentified topless bikini model?

5.) This unidentified blonde model?

6.) This unidentified red-headed model?

7.) Jessi Marie?

8.) Emma Glover?

9.) Angelina B. Palmer?

10.) This unidentified Asian model?

11.) Demi Rose Mawby?

12.) Ann-Margret (circa 1964)?

Now that you've seen the candidates, please feel free to vote your choice in the embedded poll below. I'd be very interested to see who the majority would ultimately have me become, were it in their power to do so. If you think that none of these twelve potential forms are suitable, write-in your alternate choice in this post's comments section, and/or what you'd have me do after the change. How tall would I ultimately be?

Which Girl Would You Make Mr. Lass Become?

1.) Amanda Martin

2.) Monika Partyka

3.) Nadia Presnova

4.) Unidentified topless bikini model

5.) Unidentified blonde model

6.) Unidentified redhead model

7.) Jessi Marie

8.) Emma Glover

9.) Angelina B. Palmer

10.) Unidentified Asian model

11.) Demi Rose Mawby

12.) Ann-Margret

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