The resolution of the dialogue in the balloons isn't so good, so here's the text of their conversation, for better clarity:
The Girl:
"NO, CARL! STOP IT!! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FAG??? HOW THE HELL COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?"
The Guy:
"IT'S PRETTY EASY MATH, DON...
I'M A "RED PILL" GUY, JUST LIKE YOU, UH... *WERE* HEH...
EVERY CHICK I'VE EVER TRIED TO NAIL TURNED OUT TO BE A SHRILL, ENTITLED, MONEY-HUNGRY LITTLE BITCH, WHO DIDN'T "KNOW HER PLACE"...
I'VE OFTEN ASKED MYSELF, "WHY CAN'T THESE SPOILED HARPIES JUST CHILL AND BE MORE LIKE MY BROS? WHY CAN'T THEY ACT LIKE MY BEST BUD, DON?"
--EXCEPT TOTALLY OBEDIENT... AND DEVOTED TO PLEASING ME.
I STILL WANTED SOME PUSSY, BADLY, BUT IT WASN'T WORTH THE HASSLE. SO I DID THE WHOLE "SEXODUS" THING. NO CUNT FOR MONTHS, JUST PORN AND FAPPING...
AND THEN, I FOUND THE CRYSTAL...
...WITH THE POWER TO MOLD MINDS AND BODIES --BUT IT ONLY SEEMS TO WORK ON DUDES...
SO, INSTEAD OF TRYING IN VAIN TO FIND THE PERFECT GIRL WHO ACTS LIKE YOU, IT WAS A WHOLE LOT EASIER TO JUST CHANGE YOU INTO THE PERFECT GIRL!
--AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE MADE YOU SMALL, SOFT, SEXY, STACKED, HORNY AS FUCK, WEAK, VULNERABLE, COMPLETELY FEMININE AND COMPELLED TO OBEY YOUR MAN. GOT THAT, "DONNA"?
ANYWAY... ME FUCKING YOU NOW IS THE OPPOSITE OF "GAY", SUGAR-TITS, SO NO MORE BACK-TALK FROM YOU!
NOW TAKE THE REST OF MY COCK INTO THAT NICE, TIGHT LITTLE TWAT OF YOURS... LET ME HEAR YOU MOAN LIKE THE SWEET LITTLE FUCK-BUNNY YOU ARE... THEN GO FIX ME A SANDWICH, LIKE A GOOD GIRL..."
The Girl:
"Y-YES, MASTER... OHHHH... AHHNGGHHHNNNNNNNN..."
