Dialogue from the balloons--
The Girl:
"Oh no! My girlfriend and I got into another of our loud fights..."
"She said I should quit acting like a dick all the time..."
"I told her to stop being such a cunt..."
"The tenant above us got fed up with all the noisy negativity--"
"--and yelled some kind of spell down at us, that reversed our genders!"
"Now I'm the sexy little chick, and Judy is the big stud with the dick!"
"--And she likes it better this way!"
"Forcing me to ride her new cock like a carousel horse!"
"HELP!!"
The Guy:
"Oh, Paul... you're SUCH a fuckin' PUSSY! Ha-ha-ha!""